This is just an interesting little thing my bro (Ness) and I thought of one boring night while he was playing
Super Mario RPG. We got to wondering how Bowser got his castle and what he got out of kidnapping Peach so often...
Well, here's the result.
Top 10 things you've always wanted to know about the villians of Sailor Moon
10) If you're so evil and scarry, wouldn't you be afraid to go out in public?
(That's just the costume; do you really think I look like that?)
9) If you wanted to destroy the human race so baddly, why do you always hang around for Sailor Moon to show up?
(That's how the script goes; if Moon doesn't show, there's no story.)
8) Why do you leave a senshi tied up with a nasty weapon, and just assume they'll be killed when you leave?
(Because it works on the low youma during the "Evil Scheeming" test phase.)
7) Why do your allies desert you at the last minute?
(They're underpaid.)
6) What's with the meniachal laugh?
(It's a bad habbit I picked up from Kefka.)
5) How do you afford the lair in that "other dimension"? (For the Blackmoon Family:) How do you afford all those spaceships?
(Well, whenever a senshi shows her face, I beat the crap out of her and steal her money. It adds up. A LOT. Who says they show EVERYTHING on TV...)
4) Why did you attack the Moon Kingdom in the first place?
(I needed the money I got for it for taxes; the people there always had more money.)
3) Wouldn't you assume the FBI would catch onto you and document each time you appeared?
(The youma ate their files.)
2) Where do your 'nifty' weapons come from? (ex: Beryl's orb)
(They belong to my underlings; I just take them.)
1) Why do you always lose to Sailor Moon?
(She pays me to.)
How'd you like it? Please, please, send ALL your comments to [email protected].
While what you say won't change the list, I'd like to get feedback...There may be a simalar list here soon about heros, so it'll help! Thanks!
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